nadjarachel_import: (amusement)
Ohgods. I had shut off the Wii and everything, but this was just so good that I had to turn it back on to share.

I exploded an egg in the microwave.

I kid you not. I put a bowl of water with six eggs in it in the microwave to hard boil. 10 minutes was not enough to boil 7 eggs properly last night, so I thought what the hell? and put the 6 in for 14 minutes. Which somehow seemed better than 15.

I start washing dishes to stall for time, and I hear a pop. I squeal, turn around. I open the microwave to see bits of yolk and white dangling from random bits of the inside of the microwave (happening to be in the perfect shape, moisture content, and consistancy as to look exactly like freshly-squirted semen), and the intact 2/3rds of the exploded egg perched innocently on top of the other five as if on a throne, one little spiral of bubbles twirling up as one minute point of the egg continues boiling. I can almost imagine it twiddling its thumbs and whistling, blinking up at me with a maliciously innocent little "Whut?" as I gawped at it.

I had to grab the counter to support my laughing self. This is almost as bad as when I got milkshake over half the kitchen.
nadjarachel_import: (Default)

Your Slogan Should Be

Rachel - Delightfully Tacky, yet Unrefined

The Slogan Generator

I am amused. So very amused. That is all.
nadjarachel_import: (giggle)
THIS is the face of teh Rachel-horse. When stubborn. Or being called cute. Or being tickled. Or insert similar pouty-indignant-flustered-like situation here:

And this, THIS is what happens when you piss the Rachel-horse off: 

So fitting, n'est-ce pas?
nadjarachel_import: (geek is the new black)
I Am A: True Neutral Human Ranger (1st Level)

Ability Scores:

True Neutral A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.

Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Rangers are skilled stalkers and hunters who make their home in the woods. Their martial skill is nearly the equal of the fighter, but they lack the latter's dedication to the craft of fighting. Instead, the ranger focuses his skills and training on a specific enemy a type of creature he bears a vengeful grudge against and hunts above all others. Rangers often accept the role of protector, aiding those who live in or travel through the woods. His skills allow him to move quietly and stick to the shadows, especially in natural settings, and he also has special knowledge of certain types of creatures. Finally, an experienced ranger has such a tie to nature that he can actually draw on natural power to cast divine spells, much as a druid does, and like a druid he is often accompanied by animal companions. A ranger's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.

Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)


nadjarachel_import: (randomosity)

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed [profile] nodaybut2day05's flat tire (15 points). In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Monday I gave [profile] keikokuuraharaa Dutch Oven (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (700 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!



nadjarachel_import: (bulbous pie!)
They taste good. I like them. I decided to make one about fifteen minutes ago. What I didn't know was that when I jiggled the blender to make the icecream mix in, I, and a 6-7 foot radius around me (including the ceiling) would end up covered in vanilla milkshake. And thats just what happened. Oops. *giggles* I got the ceiling, the dog, the bread machine, the cuisinart, the carbon monoxide detector, the kitchen table....yeah. *snerks*

Random funny and idiocy, brought to you courtesy of your local blonderooted, redheaded kittyponygypsy.
nadjarachel_import: (amusement)
A Kamikaze Cardinal, that is. 

There is a cardinal, that has been perched on this tree outside my window, the one to the left of my computer, for a long time now. About a year, actually. And he's been divebombing it. Its an average of, oh, every 15 to 60 seconds or so that I hear a random *thump* and a flutter of red wings collecting themselves.

Confused the fuck out of me the first time I saw it. *thump* "*lifts head, confused* Hmm? .... *lowers head*" *thump* "*blinks* wtf?" *thump* "Uh....." *thump* "Alright, wtf is this? *goes to check, sees nothing* ...." *thump* "*happens to look up in time to see flurry of wings* Uh...did that cardinal just fly *into* the window? ....yes...yes it"

There are *some* bits about living here that amuse me. This is one. Teehee!
nadjarachel_import: (Squeeee)

I feel like a drowned rat. I just walked home through the ginormous storm that's going on. But it's warm rain, so it was fun.

Yep, definitely feeling like a drowned rat. 

*grin* its so fun. I love storms.

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