{General} *hysterical laughter*
May. 27th, 2008 04:50 pmOhgods. I had shut off the Wii and everything, but this was just so good that I had to turn it back on to share.
I exploded an egg in the microwave.
I kid you not. I put a bowl of water with six eggs in it in the microwave to hard boil. 10 minutes was not enough to boil 7 eggs properly last night, so I thought what the hell? and put the 6 in for 14 minutes. Which somehow seemed better than 15.
I start washing dishes to stall for time, and I hear a pop. I squeal, turn around. I open the microwave to see bits of yolk and white dangling from random bits of the inside of the microwave (happening to be in the perfect shape, moisture content, and consistancy as to look exactly like freshly-squirted semen), and the intact 2/3rds of the exploded egg perched innocently on top of the other five as if on a throne, one little spiral of bubbles twirling up as one minute point of the egg continues boiling. I can almost imagine it twiddling its thumbs and whistling, blinking up at me with a maliciously innocent little "Whut?" as I gawped at it.
I had to grab the counter to support my laughing self. This is almost as bad as when I got milkshake over half the kitchen.
I exploded an egg in the microwave.
I kid you not. I put a bowl of water with six eggs in it in the microwave to hard boil. 10 minutes was not enough to boil 7 eggs properly last night, so I thought what the hell? and put the 6 in for 14 minutes. Which somehow seemed better than 15.
I start washing dishes to stall for time, and I hear a pop. I squeal, turn around. I open the microwave to see bits of yolk and white dangling from random bits of the inside of the microwave (happening to be in the perfect shape, moisture content, and consistancy as to look exactly like freshly-squirted semen), and the intact 2/3rds of the exploded egg perched innocently on top of the other five as if on a throne, one little spiral of bubbles twirling up as one minute point of the egg continues boiling. I can almost imagine it twiddling its thumbs and whistling, blinking up at me with a maliciously innocent little "Whut?" as I gawped at it.
I had to grab the counter to support my laughing self. This is almost as bad as when I got milkshake over half the kitchen.